Storms living directly across the street. Oh, yes, and there's a psychopathic serial killer-cum-Sunshine-State folklorist named Serge A. But this isn't living -- it's Florida and the neighborhood is not quite what it seems.
The Stingray Shuffle Serge Storms series Book 5William Morrow #ad - Storms is off his meds, drug dealers, no one is safe -- not russian hoods, Jamaican mobsters, women's book clubs, spoiled frat boys, bad Vegas-rejected local lounge acts -- especially when $5 million in cash in a bugged suitcase is still racing up and down the Eastern Seaboard. When serial-killing local Florida historian Serge A.
But in the oddball circus known as the Sunshine State, little things like astronomical body counts tend to get lost in the shuffle.
Orange Crush Serge Storms series Book 3William Morrow #ad - And it appears that pretty much everybody from Tallahassee to Miami Beach is trying to kill him. That is, until he undergoes a radical personality shift during a bloody military action in the Balkans. The governor's new-found conscience might well cost him the election, though. The republicans' "golden boy" -- and a loyal, unthreatening, unquestioning tool of the powerful special interests -- handsome, Florida governor-by-default Marlon Conrad seems a virtual shoo-in for re-election.
Now it's just three weeks before the election and marlon is suddenly talking about "issues" and "reform" as he crosses the length and breadth of his home state with an amnesiac speechwriter and a chief of staff who turns catatonic in the presence of minorities.
Cadillac Beach: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 6William Morrow #ad - Without his meds! the thrill-killing floridaphile needs to get to the bottom of his bookie grandad's bizarre 1964 death -- not to mention launch "Serge & Lenny's Florida Experience, " the new Miami specialty tour venture he's cooked up with his best brain-dead druggie-buddy. Storms, anyway. Not so much for anyone else.
For serge A. And busting out of Chattahoochee State Hospital. It's all good.
Hammerhead Ranch Motel Serge Storms series Book 2William Morrow #ad - There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops. Leave your rational mind at home and come well armed.
There's a room with your number on it at the Hammerhead Ranch Motel. Storms -- who has stopped keeping up with his meds -- is still looking for a briefcase stuffed with five million dollars. And is now capable of wreaking more havoc than hurricane Rolando-berto, the big wind gathering force offshore, just waiting for the opportunity to blow everything straight to hell.
Hammerhead Ranch Motel Serge Storms series Book 2 #ad - Pack up your bags and head south to sunny Florida. And just down the row, local historian and spree killer Serge A.
Florida Roadkill: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 1William Morrow #ad - And the suitcase. Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. Sharon wants the suitcase. In the meantime, space shuttle, there's murder by gun, Barbie doll, and Levi's 501s. In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's Florida -- where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned! . His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons.
Coleman wants more drugs. Serge wants the suitcase. Hot stripper sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's sean and david, who love fishing and are kind to animals -- and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8William Morrow #ad - Much more. How is the japanese mafia involved? the alabama mafia? is the castrating cult throwing a membership party? Will Coleman survive his binge at the Belushi hotel? Who can defuse the nuclear bomb? It all comes crashing together in a breathtaking climactic sequence that prompts an enthusiastic Serge to proclaim: "Two thumbs way, way up!"So come on in and grab a seat.
Storms returns!the world's most lovable serial killer is back, bringing together an Oscar-worthy cast of Sunshine State nut jobs with his insatiable passion for All Things Florida. During this latest cavalcade of nonstop felonies—from Tampa to Fort Lauderdale to Orlando—Serge finds time to resurrect his obsession with movies, particularly those showcasing his beloved home state.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8 #ad - And he wants answers! why aren't more films shot here? how come the ones that are stink so bad? And what's up with filming "Florida" scenes in California? Then there's the cryptic message from his grandfather, Sergio, telling him to go to Los Angeles to uncover a mysterious secret from the distant past.
It's too much of a coincidence. It's fate. Naturally, serge, coleman, accompanied by his substance-sustained sidekick, must immediately hop a transcontinental flight to straighten out Hollywood once and for all.
Hurricane Punch Serge Storms series Book 9William Morrow #ad - It looks like a serial killer is on the loose—another serial killer—which highly offends Serge's moral sensibilities. That lovable, justice, under-undermedicated dispenser of truth, and trivia is back with a vengeance—just as his cherished home state is about to take a beating from a conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula.
. But as serge and his burnout buddy Coleman go storm-chasing, bodies begin turning up at a disturbing rate, even by Florida standards. And he vows he'll stop at nothing to unmask his thrill-killing rival and make All Things Right—though Coleman's triathlete approach to the sport of polyabuse binging threatens to derail the mission more completely than the entire combined Sunshine State police community could ever hope to.
Torpedo Juice Serge Storms series Book 7William Morrow #ad - And finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way. Right. But for serge, swindlers, "getting hitched" doesn't necessarily mean "settling down" -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning. So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms.
Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married. The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10William Morrow #ad - On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security. So is coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. But wait! there's more on the horizon! who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named rachael? is serge wrong that guns, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?So batten the hatches, don the life jackets, drugs, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.
. Then there's good ol' jim davenport, the accidental virgin, the E-Team, the Diaz Brothers, and Johnny Vegas, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane. It's reunion time in the sunshine state, whose nastiest, the McGraws, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10 #ad - Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs.
Electric Barracuda: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 13William Morrow #ad - Tim dorsey’s Electric Barracuda is not to be missed. He’s back in electric barracuda—the latest outrageous romp through the Sunshine State by Tim Dorsey, master of the zany crime thriller. Storms can rejoice. This time serge is a fugitive running from the police, and murder and mayhem have never been more over-the-top hilarious.
Dorsey differs from writers such as Carl Hiassen, James Hall, and Elmore Leonard…These guys fire bullets. Dorsey makes sure his gun is filled with hollow-point. Sarasota herald tribuneReaders who can’t get enough of lovable serial killer Serge A. The miami herald put it best: “Nobody, but nobody, writes like this guy.